Hello radio dispatch....this is codename hardhat, code name hardhat...do you read me over...

- Was that Lardass?

hardhat, code name hardhat...do you read radio dispatch

- Hey, got something for you Lardass...

hardhat...HARD..HAT!..DO YOU UNDERSTAND??

- Lard Ass - LARD ASS!..hehehehe

HARD...HAT!..Radio Dispatch, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS??

- nooo...who is dis is?..

THIS IS SGT. STEDANKO!

- Oh yeah, do you know this is?...

No.

- bye-bye LARDASS!

Scatman Crothers with a southern drawl;

What we have here; is a failure to communicate, a failure to communicate.

Cool Hand Luke

SD took the one I was going to use. Jesse Ventura was awesome in that movie. Here is a few of my favorites from Episode III. "I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. The Dark Side of the Force surrounds the Chancellor. " - Mace Windu "You were The Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy The Sith, not join them! It was you who would bring balance to The Force, not leave it in Darkness! " - Obi-Wan Kenobi "Supreme Chancellor: [Dooku jumps down] Get help! You're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord. Obi-Wan: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our specialty. "

Maybe after pulling off that miracle I'll go and punch out god.

Ask yourself if that corpse of a whore is really worth dying for. Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Amen.

"Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Brownest." Spoken to my favorite loser of all time.

"Experience is the jockey. Education is the horse." Clark Gable to Doris Day in "Teachers Pet."

Don Juan DeMarco
"There are only four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made of? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love."

Shall We Dance
"The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her like the skin on the thigh is your reason for living.
Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest.
Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her, right here on the dance floor. And then finish like she's ruined you for life."

A Walk In The Clouds
A man in search. A woman in need. A story of fate.

Oobydoo, bit tired maybe. Best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now. So best be go homeways and get a bit of spatchka.

ACO.

Let's rock.....

Aliens.

OK, let's get down to it, boppers.....

The Warriors.

We're on an express elevator to hell....goin' down....

Aliens.

Well that's great, that's just f***in' great, man, now what the f*** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man.

Aliens.

You tell me, man.  I only work here...

Aliens.

Check it out. I am the ultimate badass...state of the badass army...you DON'T want to f*** with me...

Aliens.

No-one is to stone ANYONE until I've blown this whistle....

Life Of Brian.

Right. Well don't say I haven't warned you.  I've laid it on the line for you, time and time again.  Right, well, this is it.  I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing.

Fawlty Towers.

I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that.

2001.

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.  Sure, she is a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.

HotShots.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.  Prepare to die.

Princess Bride.

Fellas, smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Red Dwarf.

 

Outlaw Josie Wales

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining"

"Endeavor to Persevere"

Scatman Crothers with a southern drawl; What we have here; is a failure to communicate.

Only because it is one of my favorite quotes of all time - it is actually

Strother Martin who says this line in Cool Hand Luke.

Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
-Lloyd "All American (Flipper) Bridges // Movie = Airplane

Never get out of the boat.

From Snatch,

Bricktop: Now go an' put the kettle on
Turkish: You take sugar?
Bricktop: No thank you, I'm sweet enough
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Avi: Boris the bullet-dodger? Why do they call him that?
Bullet-tooth Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi
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Bullet-tooth Tony: ...and the fact that you've got "REPLICA" written on the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got "DESERT EAGLE POINT FIVE-OH" written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking further, along with your presence
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Mickey: C'man, I fih y'feerit
Iss feermeema
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Customs agent: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah, don't go to England!

Gladiator:
"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick"

Outlaw Jose Wales:
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin' "

Bruce Willis in 'The Fifth Element'

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

Kurt Russell in Tombstone

Well, you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?

Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets" to Helen Hunt
"You make me want to be a better man"

It fit the framework of the movie so well and just wowed me.